i have.
let me 'splain ... no there is too much ... let me sum up.
i was driving andy's jetta - when the emergency brake is released the headlights come on automatically - but to have the dash lights on you have to turn the switch.
i was driving without the dash lights on ...
a cop sped up next to me and flashed his spotlight at me. i looked over at him and gave him a 'what??' face ... he rolled down his window. my sister was riding with me and said,"roll down your window!"
"oh - right."
the cop shouted,"your tail lights aren't working."
"oh ... k ... thanks ... "
i turned into the safeway parking lot, turned the switch for the dash lights and had my sister get out and look. apparently the dash lights are connected to the tail lights. lesson learned - without being pulled over.
weird.
i've been counting down since last Dec 26 ... are you ready? me neither!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
have you ever been 'flashed' by a cop?
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
i'm baaaack ...
you know you've been away a long time when people start calling to make sure you're alright "you haven't blogged in a while - i was just worried" and "are you ever going to blog again??" and "i'm tired of that same old picture of your family - post already!!"
ok. so no one said it - but i know you were all thinking it! {wink... only because i was too}!!
so here i am - i promised myself that i wouldn't watch tv tonight until i had posted/caught up! hang on to your hats cuz here we go! (i won't have hurt feelings if you just skim and glance at the pictures - it's going to be a LOT)
the highlights of my life since 12/23/2008 ... seems like such a long time ago. for the record i tried to post a video of the greatest Santa gift ever ... but blogger must have thought it was too big. i'm hoping to crop/splice/make it shorter so i can post it here - wish me luck!
as for Christmas - was it just me or did this year fly by faster than last year?? is the world starting to spin faster? the older i get the more i can't slow down time and it's kinda making me sad - i feel like i don't have time to enjoy things. but i did enjoy that we had a white Christmas!
12/25 - we woke up, did our stockings and loaded in the van to head to Granny's for present opening!! we spent the morning until about 3ish at Granny's and then loaded up all the loot/booty/gifts and headed to Grandma and Grandpa's. mind you, we were LOADED and we were headed to the other grandparents ... in a year when we thought we'd been fairly lean with gift giving ... we found that not only did we have enough - but we could have had half of what we got and been happy! i need to remember this for next year and stick to my 3 gift rule.
when it was time to load up and head home from grandma's house ... we didn't have enough room so we left all our gifts from Andy's family at his parent's house ... drove home, dumped our load, put the kids to bed and then andy went back and loaded up with MORE!!
12/26 - as in years past, i was up before the crack of dawn ... it was still very dark, i was out the door and waiting for the stores to open. this year though, walmart was NOT the firs to open - there was a death by trampling incident in the midwest during the 'day after thanksgiving craziness' and i think they were taking percautions. i started at target, made my way to kohl's and then back to walmart. i met up with my mom in kirkland at the hallmark in totem lake and we spent the day together in our yearly ritual of shopping the day-after-Christmas sales. it was 6pm before we knew it and i came rolling into my own home at about 8:30pm ... it was dark again.
the week between Christmas and New Years was snow filled and mostly quiet. church was cancelled due to the weather the Sunday before Christmas and we only had Sacrament meeting the Sunday after - the choir sang and the people that were supposed to speak on the 21st had saved their talks and were able to share their messages!
1/31 - last year we had a few friends and family over for a New Year's Eve party ... kinda ... and this year we bagged it! we took the money that Grandma Jenny sent us and went to Red Robin!
we all ate yummy food, had a little chaos, talked about the new year and the one just ending, tried to be polite and ended up getting a balloon for not killing one another! i think this will be a new tradition - i do realize that we need to take our kids out more often if we want them to behave like polite ladies and gentlemen in the restaurant ... baby steps.
it was almost time to count down to 10:00 pm when we got home and pj-ed ... i got out all our fancy glasses, we clinked and each had a sip of 'bubbly' (ie: martinelli's) and the kidlets were off to bed. as per usual - i watched the ball drop and the space needle blow up (toggled between the 2) while this was happening:
one day he'll stay awake with me ... but i'm not holding my breath.
1/2 - i got a call from my mom about some bunk beds that she knew of ... i called the owner (who happened to be francee - one of my YW leaders and a lady i used to babysit for) and she wanted to GIVE them to me! we are so blessed! andy was at his CNA class, so i loaded up the kids, went down to get my parent's trailer, didn't have the hitch, drove back up to get it, drove back to my parent's to get the trailer, drove over to get the bunk beds (my dad helped tie them into the trailer), drug the trailer home with the bunk beds, had my father-in-law come to help haul them in the house and help me assemble them, put the sheets and comforters on and put the kids to bed!! they are such nice bunk beds - the girls want them! (i'm on the hunt for another set to replace the bunk beds that we got 3 years ago ...)
fast forward to 1/12 - (i skipped right over my dad's birthday, but luckily i did give him something for the big day ... so i'm covered there) monday the 12th was the first of 5 dentist appts that i took my children to in the space of 2 1/2 weeks!! ya know - they really should train these front desk people at the dentist office to explain how much TIME is involved when one makes an appointment to see the dentist!! because i'm a glutton for punishment (or maybe just s.t.u.p.i.d.) i took all 4 of my kids to the dentist in the hopes that we could just get it all over and done with in one fell swoop. little did i know that it was going to take 4 hours and we only had 1. needless to say - i rescheduled and took them in 2 at a time, boys then girls! Ammon was so brave and got 2 cavities filled and sealants put on, Easton was not so brave and only after getting a prize did he even open his mouth for the good doctor to take a peek! Abi, the resident veggie eater and lover of all things healthy (mostly) had 4 - count 'em FOUR - cavities that needed drilling, filling and sealants. Elyssa, our candy/cookie monster - who would rather eat ANYTHING with sugar in it than raw and/or cooked vegetables any day of the week - had NONE. yet another item on the long list of reasons why life is NOT fair, and the list of ways Abi and Elyssa are completely opposite.
when i go in to have my 6 cavities drilled and filled, i'll tell you all about my own dental nightmare!! i saw on tv the other day that February is Dental Health Month! shouldn't there be some kind of discount if you get your teeth fixed in february then??
1/30 - Ammon's preschool had a field trip to the police station. since we are all 4 and 5 year olds there wasn't a lot to see except the awesome police car!! we walked through to the back of the building where we got to see the lights flash, sit in the front seat, sit in the back (where the bad guys have to ride) and hear ask the police man questions. when we had our fill of police car - we walked back through and in the lobby the police man asked the boys what they wanted to be when they grew up. one said, "policeman!" another "no, i wanna be a fireman!" cole said, "i want to be a zoo keeper!" i said,"that's what i am!" he looked at me sideways with a furrowed brow, "no you're not ... you're a mommy." "is there a difference??" i asked him!
1/31 - my mom's sisters and mom (Grandma Jenny) came into town! they were here until the 4th and i posted about it on our Leo Ford Reunion blog ... it was so much fun to have them here!
we ate at Ivar's without the kids monday night!
Grandma was a crazy driver in Fred Meyer on Tuesday!
2/4 - we left Easton's taggie on the ferry ... the Wenatchee ... we rode it from seattle to bainbridge island and back, somewhere along the way he put it down somewhere and we didn't discover it was missing until the boat was shoving off on it's next trip to bainbridge. we left a description of it and came back at 5:15 only to discover that it wasn't found ... "where's mine haggie?" i took a video of it ... he sounded so sad! i called the next morning and left another detailed description and my phone number and when we came home from running errands there was a message!! we couldn't wait and headed down to seattle! we parked and paid for only 15 minutes - went up to discover the lady was on her lunch break. she had mentioned that but obviously i hadn't paid attention! the nice HGIC (head guy in charge) tracked her down in the lunch room and found it for us! hooray!! we booked it back to our car and were only 2 minutes over - shhh don't tell the parking nazis!
2/6 - we went up to Ty's birthday party and ate pizza, had a piñata and played games!
2/7 - we met at Alfy's for papa shaw's birthday and ate pizza, played games and had ice cream cake!
2/12 - Valentine's day at school!
2/13 - 2/17 - mid-winter break!
i think i'll stop there for now ... i will leave valentine's day and the most recent week past for another post ...
thank you for your patience and if you're still reading - wow.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
a day to go down in the history books

Today, history is being made.
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." - Dr. Martin Luther King
I get a little emotional thinking about the impact that today will have on my children.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Christmas Traditions: REJECT pile
in my short little mommy life, i have tried to begin many Christmas Traditions ... in fact i have tried to do a LOT of 'programs', charts, routines, etc.
sadly, my good/great/grand ideas sometimes fall short of becoming habit/routine/tradition.
take for instance:
for the last several years we have been going to the Carousel down at westlake center with the Farrar Family on the monday before Christmas ... last year we changed it up and went on saturday. this year we were back to monday but with all the snowfall we decided to back out - we also had some not so healthy kidlets and didn't want to push it. so i had a fantastic idea to get pizza and watch a bunch of Christmas movies together and fall asleep under the Christmas Tree. in theory this is a fun family film festival featuring frosty, rudolf, santa, and the polar express.
and then ammon fell asleep - this was the intended result of movie night ... good job ammon for following the plan!!
the girls on the other hand were no where near as cooperative ... i should have remembered that they have NEVER fallen asleep in front of the tv, EVER in their lives!!
it was 1am before i threw in the towel/ran up the white flag/called it quits - andy had gone to bed at midnight when i finally surrendered to the fact that easton wasn't going to fall asleep either!!
this morning when ammon stumbled into my room at 7:50 to get a drink of water ... and then brought easton back with him at 8:10 ... and elyssa came in at 8:15 - BAH! i got out my BIG RED REJECT STAMP and threw this new tradition on the top of the "failed plans and rejected traditions" pile!
next Christmas i'm going to be better prepared with more age appropriate ideas for tradtions to begin ... or maybe i'll just stick with the ones we've got!!
What traditions have you started that have failed miserably ... or better yet - which Christmas traditions have worked really well?? inspire me!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
photographic recap of these many days that i have neglected to blog ...
after finding the perfectly petite tree ... we brought it home and proceeded to deck the halls and the tree, the counter tops, the table tops, the hutch, the shelves, the front porch and the walls!
as many of you know it's been a winter wonderland in the great northwest these past few days ... wednesday was our first snow day! and we didn't know that it was going to be the first day of winter break until today! no school thursday or friday! see ya next year!!
we couldn't resist the hill over at the Y and when we showed up with our plastic bags (yeah - we're ghetto - we don't own a sled ... we live in rainville!) a nice kid offer to let us use his sled! and we had a GREAT time!
last night when it started to really pile up - i decided that it would be fun to make ourselves a POLAR EXPRESS! it was a hit ... we decorated and ate a ton of candy ... and when we were all done - we had a masterpiece!
and do you know what happens when little hands get ahold of your camera?? they fill it up with pictures like these ... i have 86 shots like this ... and if you'll notice, the one in the bottom left corner is of his big sisters smiling - and not making any attempt to save my camera from the perilous hands of our resident 2 year old!![and before you say "why don't you put the camera up where he can't get it??" ... when i put it up out of his reach he climbs up to get it ... he's just following his heart i guess ... someday he'll be a famous photographer and we'll look back to these days and maybe i'll be able to sell his 'first works' for millions!!]
So that's what's been happening here the last few days ... i'm hoping to get some good pictures of us playing in the snow tomorrow - i was pitted out by the time we got out the door today ... and i didn't take any pictures! i'm hoping to get a good sled and find some great runs tomorrow ... cross your fingers! it's supposed to be sunny and 27 degrees!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
mission accomplished!
this morning after andy headed to his CPR/First Aid training ... we loaded into the van and drove 2.6 miles to the most local and i-can't-understand-why-i-haven't-known-about-it-before-this-year tree farm. apparently i'm the only one that was oblivious to this fantastic little secret, since the joint was jumping!! we pulled into a recently vacated parking spot, hopped out, greeted the nice lady handing out saws and cardboard (to kneel on - how thoughtful!) and headed out in search of the best tree in the lot.
we hummed and haa-ed over many ... "that one's too tall for our house", "we should probably let that one grow a few more years", "that one's a little too full", "that one doesn't have enough branches for all our ornaments", "that one's branches are a little too wimpy", "i think we should have one that points straight up, don't you??" ... and then we found it ...
the brilliantly brawny, perfectly petite, and victoriously vertical tree in the entire tree farm!
(and go figure ... it wasn't a noble!)
Thursday, December 4, 2008
7 + 8 = fifteen things you never knew you wanted to know!
for starters ... i haven't done a meme in quite a while ... mostly because i haven't been nominated - but also cuz i can't ever think of 4, 5 or 6 things that people really want to know about me ... and now i find myself tagged for 2 different memes ... one with 7 quirks and the other crazy eights, if you get bored - i won't mind if you click away ... we'll still be friends.
7 quirks ... this oughta be good!
1. as many of you know ... i went to ricks college (now it's BYU-Idaho) but what you may not know is that i was a huge country dancer - (not huge as in size, back in the day i was wearing some good'n'tight no-pocket-on-the-butt jeans and looking pretty good if i do say so myself!) my partner/best friend [read: boyfriend] and i were really good and we even taught some people how to 2 step and swing. even today, when i hear a good 2 stepping song, i can't help but be taken back to that other life and i get carried away and start dancing with my now-imaginary partner.
2. i can play cribbage - and i like it ... and sometimes - shoot i do it all the time - i play it with license plates - count points with what i see on the plate ... A's are Aces - worth 1 or 11, J's are Jacks - worth 10, Q's are Queens, K's ... you get the picture! my dance partner from #1 and i would do that on road trips - so we didn't have to try and figure out how to bring the cribbage board and cards. andy thinks i'm a little crazy when i start "15-2, 15-4 ..."
3. i am afraid of spiders, heights and losing my friends/family ... therefore i am the 'spider getter' in our family, i climb up on ladders and roofs whenever the opportunity presents itself and i do everything i can to keep my friends and family close - in order to counter-balance these fears.
4. i have never worked retail ... or at a fast food restaurant ... or as a lead position of anything. of the 3, i would like to have a lead position but only if i had worked for it and deserved it! retail ... i think i could do it - not sure i'd love it. fast food ... not on your life - i won't do it - you can't make me! what's my dream job, you ask? i'm living it - i always wanted to be a mom (and a hairdresser in the basement have my own salon and such - maybe this part someday)! i brush my daughter's hair when they let me ... and i am the family barber for my 3 boys! but if i had to work outside my home, you know the movie "The Kid" - Lily Tomlin's role ... Bruce Wills/Russ' personal secretary. that's what i think i'd love to do ... call me crazy - but when i saw that movie for the first time ... i just wanted her job!!
5. i don't eat seafood ... mind you, i live in one of the seafood capitals in the world but i haven't tried it all [read: hardly any] ... but what i have i was not in love with.
6. i have 4 boys that i grew up with that i claim as 'my boys' ... and my handsome husband has 6 (i think) girls that he grew up with that i call 'his girls' (or harem - not the 6 ... but the other 20 that followed him around {wink}) ... funny that we married each other.
7. i'm one of Santa's elves and have been since i was in Jr. High ... it's true - i have a uniform and everything. so for all you non-believers out there ... there's a reason the big guy stopped coming to your houses! the bell still rings for me!
are you still with me?? here we go ...
the crazy 8's ...
8 TV Shows I Love to Watch:
1. CSI:
2. CSI:NY
3. NCIS
4. Criminal Minds
5. The Menalist
6. Survivor
7. America's Next Top Model
8. CSI:Miami
wow this is sad ... i actually can NAME eight shows i watch (and there are more that i didn't have room to put down) ... just like that ... i think i have a problem!!
8 Places I Love to Eat:
1. La Palmera
2. Red Robin
3. Olive Garden
4. Arby's
5. Taco del Mar
6. Subway
7. Salt Grass
8. Dickey's
8 Things that happened yesterday:
1. i watched 2 friend's kids - 3 extra kids ... and it was actually a nice break from having to entertain my own!
2. finally took down all my christmas stuff from the attic - hooray!
3. plugged in my fiber optic tree - my favorite!
4. glued back together my baby food bottle tree - it's so darn cute!
5. removed easton's toddler bed from his bedroom ... and left only his mattress on the floor ... why you ask?? because he and his brother were jumping on the beds and the zip ties broke - yes i did just say that my son's bed was held together with zip ties ... my handsome husband is quite a resourceful fellow ... and when he couldn't find the nuts and bolts ... he improvised!
6. i picked up 2 extra preschool boys and dropped all 3 of them off for preschool at the only girl in our preschool's house!
7. was disappointed that 2 of my favorite shows weren't on because the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was on ...
8. i didn't finally go to bed until after 1AM ... mostly cuz i'm stupid and stay up just cuz i can!
8 Things I Love about Fall:
1. wearing cozy warm long sleeve shirts and scarfs.
2. the changing leaves
3. school supplies go on sale!
4. it's almost Christmas!
5. the crisp air
6. sunsets with a chill in the air
7. the 'bers'
8. school!
8 Things on My Wish List:
1. texting on my cell ...
2. new workout clothes
3. bi-weekly house cleaner
4. better faster computer ...
5. a yard
6. Andy would learn to 2 step
7. paint and a buddy to help
8. oh ... and world peace.
8 People I am Tagging:
1. little big sis
2. little sis
3. littlest sis
4. little bro
5. bestfriend who LOVES memes ...
6. bestfriend who hasn't been tagged since May (i researched it!)
7. bestfriend who hasn't blogged in WAY too long
8. bestfriend who just started a blog!!
(by the way ... you don't have to do both ... you could choose just one or the other if you'd like! but both would be fun!!)
well, if you're still awake and haven't removed me from your blogroll (if i was even on it {wink wink}) thanks for sticking around ... that wasn't all that bad ... but i sure wish i had pictures in this post ... but i'm not going to venture there - already TMI!!














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