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Friday, February 22, 2008

dating: the most entertaining headache ever

boys don't really have a clue. girls are a mystery to them. girls spend a LOT of time analyzing the situation and deciding what his next move should be. boys don't spend much (if any) time analyzing anything. girls wrap themselves up in the tiniest details. boys don't pay attention to details. girls want romance, details, and excitement. boys want pretty and personality.

how in the world does our species propagate?

boys: when talking to 'the girl of your dreams', it's best to flirt so that she knows you love her because she WILL analyze your every word and especially the words you don't say.

girls: boys don't know - they need our help sometimes. we need to work as a team. let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt. every once in a while we are going to have to spell it out for them. ie: the wednesday market has beautiful fresh flowers for $7 - i would like some.

boys: we are not trying to be controlling - but sometimes - and by sometimes i mean usually - you need us to tell you what to do.

girls: don't worry about being a nag ... don't get frustrated ... hint dropping rarely works - just tell them straight up.

boys: get a clue!

when all is said and done, love smooths out all the wrinkles. dense boys turn into clueless men and then into oblivious daddies ... we love you anyway.

love us - preferably without us having to tell you!


aliciadiane said...

boys are dumb, but i still tend to think that they think about things more than we think they think about things...you following me? why do they do this it us? (why does he do this to me?) augh!

iamjennycook said...

Yes, we definitley need to concede to telling them the things we think they should already know. Because most of them really don't know. This was funny to read.

Robyn said...

I'm a lurker no more!! :) Well said post. Thanks for the laugh. Boys can be confusing but we have to love them for trying and every once in a while they might surprise you and throw you a surprise party or something. :)

tricki_nicki said...

Oh, so so true! Now you need to publish this so that all the world can see. Oh right, you already did!