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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dorky Wafflebutt

have you ever received a forwarded email and deleted it just because it was forwarded ... i usually do because i try to be vigilant in combatting the evil forces of computer bugs ... and because i will be kicked in the head if i bind up my computer again!

but when the subject reads: 'FW: Dorfus Dippintush' ... one has to scroll down and see, "what the ...?" Enjoy.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it.

Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
So they know you participated.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
A = snickle

B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin

B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt
B = boobhump
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Laugh a little!!


Jennalee said...

Sloopy Pottysquirt, signing in!

Super Angie said...

Dumbo Farklefanny. I LOVE IT!!!!

aliciadiane said...

i just want to say hello, we haven't talked for a couple of days. love ya.

emily said...

Kathleen Balls sent me an email ... subject: Tootsie Dippintush
With a subject line like that, you'd think this was spam! I loved your blog entry yesterday about the name-change thing. And that's my new name. I thought you should know.


Colleen said...

Boobie Pottydunkin. I like that better than my real name! From now on call me Boobie.

iamjennycook said...

sloopy pottybrains.